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...some spam scams are so pathetically amusing they are real gems.

Admit it, you love getting an email from the Nigerian Oil Minister.


YOUR ATM CARD OF $5 MILLION IS READY‏
From:     Senator David Mark (senatepresident@nassnig.org)
Sent:     Wed 12/17/08 6:47 AM
To:     

OFFICE OF THE SENATE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE/RESOLUTION ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA.
 
 
SUBJECT: IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND VIA ATM CARD.

 
Attention: Beneficiary,
 
I wish to use this medium to inform you that your part Payment of $5,000,000.00million (Five Million United States Dollars) from CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA have been RELEASED and APPROVED for onward transfer to you via an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw all the fund in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$10,000 Only.
 
Note that the ATM CARD, has been activated through Barclays Bank London or NatWest Bank Plc, United Kingdom, to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER which you will use to withdraw all your part payment approved fund in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, but as I have mentioned earlier, the maximum you can withdraw in a day is USD$10,000.00 Only.
 
You are therefore advice to contact the Head of THE Payment committee set up to over see the release of the ATM CARD to you, via the details below:
 
Contact Person: Mr. Phil Martins
Direct email address: senatepayments@cabanova.com
 
And inform him that you received a message from the office of the Senate president (Federal republic of Nigeria) instructing him to send you the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER which you will use to withdraw your USD$5Million Dollars in any ATM SERVICE MACHINE in any part of the world, also send him your direct phone number and contact address where you want him to send the ATM CARD and PIN NUMBER to you.
 
Thanks for adhering to this instruction and once again accept our congratulations.
 
Best Regards,
 
Senator David Mark.
 

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