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Please Contact Our agent: Mr.Ed Harris
Email: harris_ed26@hotmail.com
You won the sum of 1,000,000GBP in cash credited to file BNL/9023118308/08.
From:     kools123@planet.nl (from a Netherlands email addy?)

Sent:     Sat 11/22/08 4:34 PM
To:     

Please Contact Our agent: Mr.Ed Harris
Email: harris_ed26@hotmail.com
You won the sum of 1,000,000GBP in cash credited to file BNL/9023118308/08.

Geez Ed... make it a bit more interesting. Study some Nigerian spam why doncha? 

 


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Re: From Mrs catherine Davenport(Reply in Good Faith)
From: Mrs.Catherine Davenport (info@freeserver.net)
Sent: Fri 7/18/08 6:07 PM
Reply-to: mrscatherinedavenport@gmail.com
To:  

Dearest in Christ,

Greetings in the most precious name of our Lord Jesus Christ. My beloved, I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise (no shit!), but I crave your indulgent to read this.

I am Mrs. Catherine Davenport, a widow from London-United Kingdom, legally married to late Mr.Darrell k. Davenport a citizen of the United State of American, who was murdered during the U.S raid against terrorism in Afghanistan, and during the period of our marriage we could not produce any child. (this isn't a Viagra spam is it Catherine?) 

My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth. I am 62 years old, now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast, from all indications, the conditions of my health is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that I won't live more than two months, according to my doctors, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very terrible stage.

Based on the doctor's observation and report, I was made to understand that I might not be in existence for more than two months, if only there would be a miracle. Hence, I have decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the churches in the world since I have got no issue of mine who can inherit this wealth acquired from my late husband.

After praying to our father in heaven, I was lead by the spirit to look up on someone who will be willing and capable to handling this task, hence, I opened my laptop and surfed through the chamber of commerce where I found you and selected you after visiting web site and I prayed over it. (Pauly is just the man for the job!)

I am willing to donate the sum of Ł8.700.000.00 US dollars, to the less privileged (that's me!). The said fund is laying in Standard Chartered Bank (United Kingdom). I am offering you 30% of the fund to you for your kind assistant, while 70% of the fund will be used in all sincerity to fund philanthropic organization, orphanages.

I am taking this bold decision because I don't have any child of my own or devoted relations whose behavior has left much to be desired while I am ill and above all I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. (I'm goin' ta Vegas!)

Please note that as soon as I receive a response from you I will forward to you the contact details of my attorney, who will carry you along legally with all documentation that will authenticate your claim legally with the bank and also to prove to them that you have been mandated by me to receive the fund on my behalf as my new bonafide beneficiary of my fund deposited with them.

Also note that the original certificate of deposit will be forwarded to you by my attorney as soon as you are in contact with him. I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity.

May the grace of our Lord Jesus the love of God and the fellowship of God is with you and your family.

I await your kind hearted urgently.

Yours in Christ.

Mrs.Catherine Davenport


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CONGRATULATION/WINNING NOTIFICATION‏
From: Lottery uk (lotteryinternational713@hotmail.co.uk)
Sent: Fri 7/18/08 8:56 AM
Reply-to: enquiressuk@yahoo.co.uk
To:  

CONGRATULATION/WINNING NOTIFICATION UK/SA Messenger

Yahoo! Lottery Results You won Ј820.000! Yahoo! Mail congratulates you! 

The United Kingdom National Lottery is pleased to announce to you the results of the winners in our weekly online Sweepstakes International program.

All 10 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada , Australia , United States , Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of Ј820,000.00 (EIGHT HUNDRED, TWENTY THOUSAND GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING )

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our Afro booklet representative office in Africa as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your Ј820,000.00 (Eight Hundred and Twenty Thousand Pounds Sterling) would be released to you through our Africa Agent. 

Stated below are your identification numbers:

BATCH NUMBER: MFI/06/APA-436508
REFERENCE NUMBER: 2006294522
PIN: 1256 

To file for your claim, contact our accredited African agent immediately by phone or e-mail for processing and remittance of your prize money to you.

His contact information is as follows:

-- Mr. Riaan LouwTel: +27 7247 33348
Email: enquiressuk@yahoo.co.uk
Office: 132-133 Parkhurst BalfourUnit (F), Johannesburg Gauteng2001 South Africa. 

You are to send the completed verification form below to the our Agent in Africa whose email address is given above so that you will be advised on what to do to get your prize money.  

Congratulations once more!! You have to fill up this information and send it back through our mail box. 

(1) REFERENCE NUMBER: 
(2) BATCH NUMBER: 
(3) FULL NAME:
(4) ADDRESS:
(5) NATIONALITY:
(6) SEX AND AGE:
(7) IDENTITY NUMBER:
(8) OCCUPATION: 
(9) AMOUNT WON: 
(10) TELEPHONE: 
(11) FAX NUMBERS: 
(12) BANK NAME:
(13) BANK ADDRESS:
(14) ACCOUNT NUMBER:
(15) BANK SWIFT CODE: 

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this informationconfidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-selected winner or unofficial personnel. 

Note: in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your Refereance Numbers: 2006294522 and batch numbers: MFI/06/APA-436508 in all correspondence and also contact your claim agent as directed.

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Green Don (PHD) LOTTO CO-ORDINATOR.

The Yahoo.com staff Yahoo.com http://www.yahoo.co.ukUK/SA
Yahoo! Lottery Results Yahoo!
Lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! registered user.
Ben Smitt MRS CHRISTIANA DAVID CAIN AND RUFUS 


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PLEASE GET BACK TO ME‏
From: GRACE SARAH SMITH (sarahs13@live.co.uk)
Sent: Tue 7/08/08 5:38 PM
Reply-to: smithg111@rocketmail.com
To:  

Dear Sir,

My name is Grace Sarah Smith; I am 24 years old, from London -England, where I school and work as a fashion designer for part time job during after my school. I am the only daughter of my parents my father died on a fatal auto accident on his way to see my sick mother at the hospital where she was admitted for Cancer treatments, she also die when she heard about the death of my father in same day and hospital.

Before the death of my father, he had willed part of his Real Estate Business, Gas Stations and a total sum of ?50,700,000.00(Fifty Million, Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling) to me. Now at the of my fathers death, things has become very hard for me paying my school fees, putting food on the table and taking care of my other needs which my fashion designer work I do as a part time work after my school can’t help, I went to the bank where my late father deposited the funds on my behalf to with-draw money to take care of my self and pay for my school fees and other bills.

I was shocked when the Bank Manager explained to me that I will not be able to with-draw from the deposited money, because my father had put a clause on the Will, which he used in depositing the funds with them, saying that before I will be given access to the money, I will either have to be 30 years old or I will be given access to the money, if only i get married before the age of 30 , in which case, my husband will be legible to collect the money on my behalf by standing in as my late fathers next of kin to claim the deposited funds on my behalf.

Today I am only 24 years old. And I have no access to the money till I'm 30 years. So, I’m contacting you to standing as my husband to claim this fund on my behalf if you are married already, you can still help me by standing in as my late father’s next of kin to the deposited funds. So, please get back to me as to know how you will be remunerated as I will part with 40% of the total sum?50,700,000.00 (Fifty Million, Seven Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling),while 10% will be mapped out for any expenses that we're to use to receive the money from the deposited Bank.

Please remember that I am writing you this email purely on the ground of trust so we can achieve this deal together. This transaction will last for two weeks after you get back to me on how serious you are to claim these funds on my behalf.

Please reply to my alternative E-mail: smithg111@rocketmail.com (only if you'll swear to be my love slave Gracie)

Yours Truly,
Grace Sarah Smith


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Urgent‏
From:     weije316@planet.nl
Sent:     Wed 5/28/08 10:49 PM
To:

Urgent
I am Holly Payne and I am from Wales, United Kingdom. I need your trust and assistance to help my family and I stand as a beneficiary to claim a family consignment deposited in Holland, worth Twenty Million Dollars. You shall have seven million dollars for your assistance Please write me back through my private address mrshollypayne011@live.com I shall let you know the next step. Have a nice day.
Holly Payne

A measly seven million bucks? Holly, you'll have to do better than that. How about 50-50? Or 49-51 and be my luv slave?


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From: Jennifer Dale (dal7779@etbu.edu)
Sent: Thu 4/10/08 1:08 PM
Reply-to: jeffery_smith_chevrontexaco@live.com

Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company,
Chevron House,
30 Raffles Place,#25-00
Singapore 048622.

Dear Sir/Madam,
Good day to You and Compliment Of the Season. My name Is Jennifer Dale and I am the Company's Secretary Of Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company In Singapore(ASIA DISTRICT). Please, If this Email Address Is For You, I wish to Congratulate You and Inform You that Your Urgent Attention Is Needed at Our Branch Office In the United Kingdom as We Have Good News For You.

I Advise You Contact The Officer In charge Within the Next 24hrs to Get the News Of this Life Transforming Offer Coming to You From this Great Company. Do Contact the Officer-in charge With the Information Below:

DR. Jeffery Smith
Email: jeffery_smith_chevrontexaco@live.com

Understand that we are not disclosing the good news via this email, for security reason as the information to Be given to you are vital and sensitive and will be explained in details soon as you contact the officer with the above information. I want to congratulate you in advance and please do not forget to Help the Poor In the society when chevron Texaco makes you a beneficiary Of there world of wealth.

Yours faithfully,

Jennifer Dale (Mrs)
For the chief executive Officer (CEO),
Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company,
Singapore, Asia.

 
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BMW:2551256003/23‏
From:     Mrs. Julian Roy (moroishi@purdue.edu)
Sent:     Wed 4/09/08 5:08 PM
Reply-to:     duneclem@live.com.au

BMW MOTOR AWARDS
An Affiliate of BMW UK.
28 TANFIELD ROAD,
LONDON, UK.
 
We are pleased to inform you of the release, of the long awaited results of the BMW CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM held on the 8TH April, 2008. You were entered as dependent clients with: Ticket number: 2752246896 and  Secret pin code  x7pwyz2008.  

You have been approved for a payment of £450,000.00 (four hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds) in cash credited to file reference number:BMW:2551256003/23 And a brand new BMW 5 Series Car. You are to contact our-accredited agent for your claim now.
 
Mr. Dunance Clems
Email: duneclemm@live.com
 
You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information:
 
1.Name in full.
2.Address in full.
3.Nationality & Present Country.
4.Age.
5.Phone /Fax /Sex.
6.Email address.
 
 
Once again congratulations.
Program Co-ordinator


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Attn: Winner,
     ONLINE NOTIFICATION OF WINNING
The BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY, wishes to congratulate you on your
success as one of our Ten(10) Star Prize Winner of the online.International Awareness Promotion (IAP) held 3rd April 2008 in London.
This makes you the proud owner of a prize of  £1,856,652 Pounds. To begin processing of your prize. Contact claims officer via below informations:
Option 1: You are to come down to our office and claim your cash prize in person.
Option 2: If you can not make it down to the office you are to contact our claims agent below with the under listed following information's.
Barr.Bill Michael
Phone: +447031966517  +447031965415
E-mail:uknlclaimsunity01@live.co.uk
Contact him, with your, Serial No: S/N-00167Also provide listed informations:Names:   Address:  Sex: Marital Status: Age:  Occupation: Phone no:Country:

Yours Sincerely,
Ryan Wilson

Geez Ryan, only 1,856,652 pounds? But wait... that's around $10,000,000,000 at today's exchange rate!!! God Save the Queen!

 


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From: Archie Kane (archiegabkane17@yahoo.com)

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mr. Archie Kane the Executive Director Insurrance (Insurrance?)
and Investments, Lloyds TSB,71 Lombard Street London
EC 3BS. I am in search of an agent to assist us in the
transfer of £20,000,000.00 GB (Twenty Million British
pounds) and subsequent investment in properties in
your country.

You will be required to:-

(1) Assist in the transfer of the said sum
(2) Advise on lucrative areas for investment
(3) Assist us in purchase of properties.

If you are willing to assist us in the
transaction,your share of the sum will be 50% of the
£20,000,000 GB, 50% for us. I will be pleased as soon
as you indicate your interest by including your
confidential phone and fax numbers in your positive
response, this will enable us furnish you with further
information on the procedures and modalities on how
funds will be transferred or made available to you.

Reply through this email
Address:archiegabrielkane@gmail.com

I await your immediate response.

My Regards
Archie Kane

Executive Director
Lloyds TSB Group PLC
25 Gresham Street, London EC2

 


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The Uk Lottery was held on the 116th of March!

FILE NUMBER: KTU/9023118308/03
REFERENCE NUMBER: KPL/09-002/JA

Dear Lucky Winner,

RE: BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION 2008:
The result of our computer draw (#978) selected your name and email address attached to e-ticket number: 56475600545188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 4-8-17-18-20-23 (27 bonus ball), which subsequently won you the lottery in the "B" category with Ref :N0:KPL/09-002/JA. This Online UK Lottery (International Promotion) held on the 116th of March 2008 in London.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £ 600,000.00( Six Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03,Ref: UK/9420X2/68 and Batch:074/05/ZY369.This is from amtotal cash prize of £ 10,533,120.Please endeavor to quote your Ref/Batch (Ref: UK/9420X2/68 Batch: 074/05/ZY369) in all correspondence.

To file for the processing of your prize sum payment, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "B" winners with the information below:
***************************************************
UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY CLAIMS AGENT.
Mr. Richard Peters
E-mail: brtgrantclaims1010@strompost.at
brtgrantclaims1010@yahoo.co.uk
TEL: 44-704-573-4070 24HOURS
Tel: +44-703-187-0657 24HOURS
Fax: 44-7871-251-8504 24HOURS
***************************************************
He is responsible for the processing and transfer of your winnings to you. YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER IS Z-90237-Y°67/U4 (keep personal). Remember, your winnings must be claimed not later than one month of notification. Endeavor to provide him with your File Number, serial, ticket, and Ref. Number respectively

All information is strictly confidential and will only be used for the purpose to which it is been requested. Finally, all funds should be claimed by their respective beneficiaries, no later than 21 days after
notification.

Regards.
RMr.  Rasim Kabi
Online Co-ordinator.


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